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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MaLiBarZu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Srpanj 2009 at 13:23
hahahahaha.....trebaš se i sjetit ic tražit takvo nešto.

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Jizz in my pants



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Sanaderova ostavka



Zašto je Sanader dao ostavku? Poskliznuo se na bananu od države!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Lega Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Srpanj 2009 at 15:08
Originally posted by niXa niXa wrote:

Sanaderova ostavka



Zašto je Sanader dao ostavku? Poskliznuo se na bananu od države!



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evo jedan i od mene:)

Pojede orao crva i crv mu se nemoze nikako svarit te mu hoda onako ziv po tijelu

Kad odjednom crv izadje iz guzova orla i pita ga:

-Na kojoj smo visini?

Orao:

-"š000m"

Crv:

-"Nemoj srat!"
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nesto od mene:

Kako znaš da živiš u 2š-om stoljecu

š.Nesvjesno tipkaš PIN-broj u mikrovalnu.
2. Vec godinama nisi igrao pasijans pravim kartama.
3. Imaš listu od š5 telefonskih brojeva, da bi pricao sa svojom obitelji, koja broji 3 clana.
4. šalješ e-mail kolegi koji sjedi odmah do tebe.
5. Izgubio si kontakt sa prijateljima, jer nemaju e-mail adresu.
6. Nakon napornog radnog dana stižeš kuci i javljaš se na telefon imenom firme.
7. Biraš nulu s kucnog telefona, da te pusti dalje.
8. Dobiješ napad panike, jer si bez mobilnog izašao iz kuce, i vratiš se po njega.
š0. Ustaneš ujutro i prvo otvoriš Outlook, pa onda kuhaš kavu.
šš. Naginješ glavu da bi se nasmijao.
š2. citaš ovaj tekst i smiješ se.
š3. Još gore, vec znaš kome ceš ga proslijediti dalje.
š4. Previše si u frci da bi primijetio da na ovoj listi nedostaje broj 9.
š5. Sad se vratiš da pogledaš, jel' stvarno nedostaje
9. I onda se smiješ..... i sad šalji dalje...

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Kaže zeko zmiji:
''Oprosti što sam te neki dan zezao što nemaš noge.''
Na to ce zmija:
''Ma pusti, bilo pa prošlo''.
Na to ce zeko:
''E svaka ti cast! Evo ruka!''

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