Tim Michin - Fat Children

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   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ElXYzFX_w

Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children
You will regret it when they're in their teens
Macca's might shut them up now that they're seven
But they wont forgive you
When they're getting pi**ed last for PE
Dont you see?

Boombalada motherf**ker
Have you noticed that your kids are fat?
What you gonna do about that?
What you gonna do?

So you're telling me that your family
Has a history of obesity
You got a polycystic ovary
You say "its just the way God made me"

Its unlikely, statistically
To be a physical thing
But either way it dont explain why you
Are in the queue at Burger King

You can blame it on biology
You can blame your physiology
You can point to genealogy
And your social anthropology

You can say you are an ectomorph
That you just cant get the kilos off
Well you can be what you wanna be
But stop feeding your boy KFC

He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three
He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti

Ordering Diet Coke is not the way back
Boombalada kiddie-stuffer
Your kids are fat, have you noticed that?
And you oughta be ashamed
For you only have yourself to blame.
Your 5 year old princess in her size š4 tutu
Only eats pizza like that because you do

She'll be dead of a heart attack
Before your grandchildren are ten
Perhaps you'll consider
A cut-back on extra fries then

Boombalada kiddie-stuffer
Your kids are fat, have you noticed that?
What are you gonna do about that?
What are you gonna do?

So youre telling me that your family
Has a history of obesity
You got a polycystic ovary
Your mum had childhood diabetes

But, and in your case
Theres a reasonably big butt
Do you think its an appropriate treat
The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut?

Theres no excuse you silly goose
For a child with a caboose
Like a moose whos eaten too much mousse
Its tantamount to child abuse

Kick them off the f**king couch
Unplug the Playstation
Send them down to the park
If they dont wanna go, make em

Tell them they have to jog
Until their jogging shorts fit em
If they hesitate, ask firmly
If they still resist, hit em

Is this what you want for your little girl and guy?
These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye?
Six Packs of Kit Kats are not the way back
Boombalada Kiddie Stuffer
Your kids are fat, have you noticed that?

And you, oughta be ashamed
For you only have yourself to blame
Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut
Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut
He'll be dead of an aneurysm
Before his own children ism ten
Perhaps you'll consider
A cut-back on Taco Bell then
Perhaps you'll consider
A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts
And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes
And microwave pizzas or drive through McDonalds
For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV
And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying
Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath
Cos hes 35 kilos above the ideal weight
Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy

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	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ElXYzFX_w Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children You will regret it when they're in their teens Macca's might shut them up now that they're seven But they wont forgive you When they're getting pied last for PE Dont you see? Boombalada motherfker Have you noticed that your kids are fat? What you gonna do about that? What you gonna do? So you're telling me that your family Has a history of obesity You got a polycystic ovary You say "its just the way God made me" Its unlikely, statistically To be a physical thing But either way it dont explain why you Are in the queue at Burger King You can blame it on biology You can blame your physiology You can point to genealogy And your social anthropology You can say you are an ectomorph That you just cant get the kilos off Well you can be what you wanna be But stop feeding your boy KFC He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti Ordering Diet Coke is not the way back Boombalada kiddie-stuffer Your kids are fat, have you noticed that? And you oughta be ashamed For you only have yourself to blame. Your 5 year old princess in her size š4 tutu Only eats pizza like that because you do She'll be dead of a heart attack Before your grandchildren are ten Perhaps you'll consider A cut-back on extra fries then Boombalada kiddie-stuffer Your kids are fat, have you noticed that? What are you gonna do about that? What are you gonna do? So youre telling me that your family Has a history of obesity You got a polycystic ovary Your mum had childhood diabetes But, and in your case Theres a reasonably big butt Do you think its an appropriate treat The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? Theres no excuse you silly goose For a child with a caboose Like a moose whos eaten too much mousse Its tantamount to child abuse Kick them off the fking couch Unplug the Playstation Send them down to the park If they dont wanna go, make em Tell them they have to jog Until their jogging shorts fit em If they hesitate, ask firmly If they still resist, hit em** Is this what you want for your little girl and guy? These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? Six Packs of Kit Kats are not the way back Boombalada Kiddie Stuffer Your kids are fat, have you noticed that? And you, oughta be ashamed For you only have yourself to blame Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut He'll be dead of an aneurysm Before his own children ism ten Perhaps you'll consider A cut-back on Taco Bell then Perhaps you'll consider A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes And microwave pizzas or drive through McDonalds For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath Cos hes 35 kilos above the ideal weight Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy
	People like to call us debunkers, wich is a negative term, but let's face it, there is a lot bunk out there. -Michael Shermer

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