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Originally posted by danijelš402 danijelš402 wrote:

  Letio avion Montenegro Airlinesa i javlja se pilot putnicima preko razglasa:

"Cijenjeni putnici, hvala što letite našim avionima, put ce nam trajati 2h; letimo na visini š0000 m, vrijeme je povoljno."
I, završi pilot s pricom, ustaje se, a kopilot ga pita da gdje ce on.
Ovaj kaže: "Idem kavu popijem pa cu da povalim onu dobru stjuardesu."
Medjutim, mikrofon je ostao upaljen pa su svi culi šta je rekao i poceli se kidati od smijeha.
Dobra stjuardesa isto cula i zaleti se s drugog kraja aviona da kaže pilotu da ga svi cuju i da ju ne sramoti.
I tako ona trci s jednog na drugi kraj aviona, a jedan od putnika joj podmetne nogu:
"Đe ces urvet'no, pusti co'eka prvo kafu da popije.
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  I Don't Need Subtitles!
NE znam koliko ce se vam ovo svidjet, ali ja se svaki put na to lomim,

ali ovaj drugi mogu pogledat i po pet puta za redom i opet se lomit lomit

Ovaj drugi ;)

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Originally posted by danijelš402 danijelš402 wrote:

  I Don't Need Subtitles!
NE znam koliko ce se vam ovo svidjet, ali ja se svaki put na to lomim,

ali ovaj drugi mogu pogledat i po pet puta za redom i opet se lomit lomit

Ovaj drugi ;)
 

eee svaki put me nasmiješ sa svojim postovima al s ovim si me slomio  prejako, pogotovo ovaj  drugi

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Iluvatar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Veljaca 2010 at 10:32
Originally posted by Gym_girl Gym_girl wrote:

Originally posted by danijelš402 danijelš402 wrote:

  I Don't Need Subtitles! NE znam koliko ce se vam ovo svidjet, ali ja se svaki put na to lomim, ali ovaj drugi mogu pogledat i po pet puta za redom i opet se lomit lomitOvaj drugi ;)
 



eee svaki put me nasmiješ sa svojim postovima al s ovim si me slomio  prejako, pogotovo ovaj  drugi



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Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional.

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Originally posted by Zoki Zoki wrote:





Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional.

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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sJB2tcoJY

Za one koji još nisu pogledali  

Samo ovaj rad

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kate Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Veljaca 2010 at 13:01
Originally posted by ThornOfFaith ThornOfFaith wrote:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sJB2tcoJY


Za one koji još nisu pogledali  


Samo ovaj rad



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Di ga nađe....

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Originally posted by Kate Kate wrote:



Di ga nađe....

 

A ono, svi sad bruje o tome pa reko da vidim šta ima u tome, kad ono

 

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  Bas je heben video
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Zanimljiv ulet :)


very smart girl..
Pamet joj curi kroz uši van..
 

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 Bas je luda..
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  arap na crodromu
- Name?
- Abdul Al-Rhazib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast!
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